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Meeting Peter Pan at WDW

Peter:  Are you being shy? Because you shouldn't.
Me [hands on hips]:  I'm not shy!
Peter [copying me]:  Well good! I don't like your shirt!
Me [looks down at Snow white being kissed by the prince on my shirt]:  Well my peter pan shirt was dirty.
Peter:  Ohhh, okay, that's 'kay then. What's your phone say?
Me:  'I've got disney blood running in my veins'
Peter:  Oh! Are you related to Walt? you know, skinny guy with the mustache [puts his finger under his nose]. He used to yell at me a lot.
Me:  No, I'm not
Peter [looks a little bummed]:  Oh, well I was going to say that if you saw him around to come visit me because I miss him.
Me [rolling in the feels]:  ...

turntech413:

karinastas:

filharmagic:

deersatan:

I STILL CANT BELIEVE  THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION

it’s longer than war and peace and les mis combined, plus two pride and prejudices.

it trumps the world record for longest piece of literature by over two million words.

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guys it’s still going it’s not even complete

nerdofberk:

When someone says Hiccup is ugly:

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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When people find out I’m a witch…

beautifullytragicwitch:

How I feel:

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How I really am:

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